A Few State Mottos:
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat!
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Good!
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber and Right-wing Crazies
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing
Vermont: Too liberal for the Kennedy's
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut the Cheese!
HA HA HA HA .. these are cute!!!
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Too funny! Did you make these up?
ReplyDeleteCalifornia and Hawaii (2 states I'm from) are sooo true...
How about New Jersey?
I'd had the list of all 50 states floating around for awhile, I just thought these were the funniest (and the least offensive). Gotta love Montana's! :). On the original list, NJ was something like "Here's your @&!#* Motto!"
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