Random Advice

Hypothetically speaking, if one were to wake up in the morning and think, "Ooh, today is free. I should really take advantage of my day home to wash all my delicates!" one should DOUBLE CHECK the calendar to make sure that nothing is scheduled. Like, say, the quarterly visit from the exterminator. You know, the guy that comes to the house. Because it might be hard to determine who is more embarassed: the much-appreciated-bug-killing man who is simply trying to do his job, or the woman who has her not-so-cute-and-dainty unmentionables hanging from every available surface in the home.