Friday Funny

Wasn't planning one this week, but I thought the post-dinner conversation was worth sharing :)

Son: Daddy, why do you have a beard?
Dad: Because I like it. Do you want one?
Son: No, I think they're ugly.
Dad: What?!
Son: (giggling) But I wouldn't say that to you.
Dad: But you just did!
Son: Well, I won't say it a lot because that's rude.