Haven't done one of these in awhile, but this was awesome:
5 Minutes in a Mom's Head
An excerpt of my morning thoughts, but sadly this isn't nearly as funny...
Ahhhh.... Sleepy. Oh crud, I must have pushed snooze! Why don't I remember doing that? I need a shower. Wait, no time now - will get A in the shower, and then I'll grab one after I drop her at school. Man, I hope I don't have to get out of the car. Of course my roots are awful anyway. Did I ever buy that box of hair color?
I hear stomping, so at least D is up already. Did he finish that project last night? What can he eat for breakfast? There are some leftovers from dinner - wait, hubby probably is eating those right now before leaving for work. What can I make for dinner tonight? I had that meal plan all made out, just wish I could remember where I left the paper. Wait, paper. Did I already sign A's homework log?
Ahhhhh, tomorrow is Saturday!!