Friday, April 20, 2007

Friday Funny

It's Tax Time!!

Some people think the government owes them a living. The rest of us would gladly settle for a small tax refund.

What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

Whomever said that truth never hurts never had to fill out a Form 1040.

Isn't it appropriate that the month when the taxes are due begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"?

Income tax time is when you test your powers of deduction.

Did you ever notice? When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells: "THEIRS."

2 comments:

FlipFlop Mom said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA this is cute!!

Jenn said...

When my dad went to file his taxes this year, they rejected them, because someone had already claimed my mother as a dependent. Looks like someone got her SS# on their tax return. Sounds like a nightmare to me!