Friday, August 17, 2007

Friday Funny

This is going out to all you moms :)


If you give a mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do laundry.
After she puts a load in the washer,
She'll trip over a toy car and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook.
(101 Things To Make With A Pound Of Hamburger)
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.
When she picks up the two-year-old, she will detect a foul odor.
While she is changing the diaper, the phone will ring.
Her five-year-old will answer and hang up.
She'll remember that she wants to phone a friend to come for coffee.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.
And chances are,
If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it

4 comments:

The Groves said...

This is why I stopped drinking coffee! By the time I got around to drinking it, it was cold already! Oh, well...someday! For now, I'm off to get the little bean ready for the day!

Jenn said...

I love it!!! That is so perfect. So tell where it came from...You?

Trish D said...

I'm afraid I can't take credit for it. I found it on a blog ages ago, and saved it (in a Word doc, so I don't even remember the source!) I did tweak it just a teensy bit, though.

Joyfulheartart said...

Boy, can I identify with that!