Friday Funny

Howzabout some cheese today?

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

The English Teacher felt odd after being fired: it was post-grammatic stress disorder.

The police barbershop quartet's favorite song is "Donuts make my brown eyes blue."

Vandalism is just a stone's throw away.

Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself.

I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.