Friday, June 1, 2007

Friday Funny

A Few State Mottos:

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat!

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Good!

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber and Right-wing Crazies

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing

Vermont: Too liberal for the Kennedy's

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut the Cheese!


FlipFlop Mom said...

HA HA HA HA .. these are cute!!!

Don't forget to e-mail so I can mail you your relaxation prize from my blog... Ü

In Pursuit of His Call said...

Too funny! Did you make these up?

California and Hawaii (2 states I'm from) are sooo true...

How about New Jersey?

Trish D said...

I'd had the list of all 50 states floating around for awhile, I just thought these were the funniest (and the least offensive). Gotta love Montana's! :). On the original list, NJ was something like "Here's your @&!#* Motto!"