Friday Funny

A Few State Mottos:

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat!

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Good!

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber and Right-wing Crazies

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing

Vermont: Too liberal for the Kennedy's

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut the Cheese!