A: A sad banana
Q: Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches!
Q: What did the peel say to the banana?
A: "Don't worry, I've got you covered."
Q: What do you call two banana peels?
A: A pair of slippers
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well
Q: What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
A: A banana shake
Q: What do you get when you cut a banana in two?
A: A banana split
Q: Why did the man lose his job at the banana factory?
A: Because he kept throwing the bent ones out!
Q: What did the banana to the other while at the beach?
A: "I don't know about you but I'm starting to peel!"
1 comment:
Okay. I guess I will have to share these with the boys...I bet they will think they are funnier than I do...hehehe.
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