Friday Funny

Some grocery humor today...

A young woman was working hard to stretch the grocery budget, particularly with meat being so expensive. She asked to speak with the butcher at a grocery store, specifially requesting a cut of beef with no fat and no bone. "Lady," came the gruff reply, "we've been trying to grow them like that for years, but they just fall over."

The new mother was excited to take her baby girl out for the first time, and decided the supermarket would be a good place for the excursion. She I dressed her in pink from head to toe and made sure the diaper bag was well stocked. As she walked the aisles, a number of shoppers stopped to coo at the adorable little bundle of joy. As the mother shopped, she carefully placed her items in the cart, around the baby who was safely secured in her seat. Having found everything on the list, she headed up front to check out. A small boy and his mother were ahead of her in line, and the toddler was crying, begging for some special treat. The new mother thought to herself that the little boy must be asking for candy or gum, and strained to listen to what the more experienced mother was saying. "No!" the woman said, glancing back at the baby. "You may not have a baby sister today. That lady got the last one!"

A woman was finishing up her grocery shopping, and had just handed over her pile of coupons. As the clerk scanned them, she inadvertently dropped one, and it slid beneath the produce scale where it could not be reached. The checker looked distressed, but the woman said, "It's OK, it's in coupon heaven now." "Coupon heaven?!" the checker said. "Yes," the woman replied, "That's where coupons go when they die." "Only the redeemed ones!" said the checker.