Friday Funny

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna hear some garden jokes?

Q: What kind of flowers do you find between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips (tulips)

Q:Why couldn't the flower ride a bike?
A: Its petals (pedals) were too short!

Q: What kind of flowers do you give to King Tut?
A: Chrysanthemummies

The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.

Old gardeners never die, they just vegetate.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.