Friday, May 25, 2007

Friday Funny

Top Twelve Responses When Someone Knocks on Your Bathroom Stall Door

12. (Loud whisper) Quiet! They might hear us!
11. Is that you?
10. How-deeeee! (Minnie Pearl style)
9. Ommmmmmmmm. Ommmmmmmmmmmm.
8. My meter time hasn't run out yet.
7. Don't light a match!
6. OK, who ordered pizza?
5. I've been waiting for you (sultry voice recommended)
4. Trust me, you don't wanna come in here!
3. Can I help you?
2. Please back away slo-o-o-owly...
1. Come right in, there's plenty of room!

3 comments:

In Pursuit of His Call said...

I'll try #11 next time ;)

The Groves said...

I've always wondered what the appropriate response is, and now I have several! HaHa! If only I had the nerve to say those things...

FlipFlop Mom said...

HA HA HA HA HA..

so today I'm in Wal*Mart.. and I had about a 3 year old who REALLY needed to PEE peeking in my stall... all I could do was giggle...